6:02am December 7, 2014

Funny Swypo (cw: scatological humor, a.k.a bathroom humor, a.k.a. Mel is sometimes a stereotypical teenage boy, humor-wise)

In the below, the examples are already bolded like this. So to make clear the one word that changed somewhere between my brain and the iPad’s brain, in each sentence, in addition to being bolded, one word is,italicized, too.. I know it’s not fully screensaver friendly but it’s the best I could given my spoons right now. Hopefully it will become clear based on context and what would get your average 13-year-old boy rolling in the floor laughing.

What I tried to type:

“The psych system sucks, and you can die in it, and nearly any way out is legit in my eyes.”

What I actually wrote:

"The psych system sucks, and you can die in it, and nearly any way out is legit in my turd.”

I should be giggling uncontrollably by now. But this is one of those instances where what goes on inside is mismatched by what’s going on outside. As to not rolling on the floor, it’s hard enough for me to get up off the floor, let alone making myself sick rolling around on it.

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