11:22pm February 4, 2015

I have a dad-shirt that is dead set on making one of my nipples poke through.

So I’ve ordered five undershirts, they’re brown A-shirts that will double as tanktops in the summer.

But whenever my nipple pokes through…

I hear my dad saying “Spring’s busting out all over!”

Which was his favorite pun to mean “Your shirt’s too tight” or “Your shirt’s too see-through” or “Something’s showing that shouldn’t be.”

And I can just completely picture him saying that every time this one shirt of his gives me “wardrobe malfunctions”.

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