7:56am August 2, 2015

ACTUAL BEAUXBATONS HEADCANONS BY ACTUAL FRENCH PEOPLE

when you reach 18, you can have wine at important celebrations such as christmas or new year
fleur probably was super annoyed at everyone giving her shitty english bread but toughed it up because she has been raised right
she also probably surprised many people by touching their arms or else randomly because french just do that when comfortable
beauxbâtons being in the pyrénées i guess skiing af ??? tan human beings everywhere except around the eyes ???
or a spell has been created to avoid these fugly tan marks ?
SUPER MEGA AWESOME CELEBRATION ON THE 14TH OF JULY WITH HUGE ASS FIREWORKS
amazing wizard cook
what is buffet for school food, wtf is wrong with u people, no you get a damn plate and you eat what’s in it
but special meals without pork or meat at all for religious and vegan people just like muggle schools do
the french minister of magic imposing muggles subjects in beauxbâtons such as maths, literature and geography because it’s important to share the same values with your own people !!!!
all skin colors represented because France has known several impressive migration waves so diversity \o/
all religions too even though, except in food, no sign of it must be seen, because church is seperated from state, magical world included
no houses like hogwarts, kids being parted in pairs by level and weaknesses and strength so they can pull each others up
‘toujours pur’ is still actually a thing though and french pure-blood are hardcore af
free education even after beauxbâtons
also help to buy the furniture because owls and shit are expensive af