5:27am April 23, 2012

Gigantocrap is now in my iPod auto-fill vocabulary

Because I coined the term a couple hours ago writing to my friend about why I no longer feel hideously uncomfortable. It doesn’t necessarily refer to the size of the turd, just overall… quantity.

I hate my intestines. Or my intestines hate me. Or maybe it’s mutual.

Or maybe it’s just a chance for my friends and family to relish telling me I’m full of shit. Because they do. Whenever things like this happen. (My dad actually nicknamed me “ole glue-poo” when I was growing up because of what it did to the plumbing.)

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