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I am a deeply sensory person who cares about love and ethics. Hufflepuff to the core. The redwoods were my first home and my heart will live there forever. I live in the sensory world, I am only a visitor to ideas and words. Oh, and my alignment? Chaotic-good.

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8:09pm March 5, 2013

[A photo of part of the remote control for a bidet. One button has a stylized butt with a stream of water going into it, and the word “vortex” over it.]

I ordered a new remote control for my bidet (which is believe it or not, assistive technology). That thing that says “vortex” used to say “enema”. Because that’s what it actually does. BUT NOW I HAVE AN ASS VORTEX. And the 13 year old boy in me will not leave this idea alone. I have no idea why they changed it to vortex though.

[A photo of part of the remote control for a bidet. One button has a stylized butt with a stream of water going into it, and the word “vortex” over it.]

I ordered a new remote control for my bidet (which is believe it or not, assistive technology). That thing that says “vortex” used to say “enema”. Because that’s what it actually does. BUT NOW I HAVE AN ASS VORTEX. And the 13 year old boy in me will not leave this idea alone. I have no idea why they changed it to vortex though.

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Now I totally want a bidet just so I have my own “ass vortex”
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