as small as a world and as large as alone

12:10am July 5, 2013

somethingannoyingsomehipstersaid:

You know the pain is bad when you have to take a painkiller that makes you high and you say stuff like this:
“If remotes were made of candy we would probably go outside more because who would want to watch tv once they ate the remote?“
“I would cocoon myself in chocolate sheep casing right now if I could.”
“College is a collage of people.“
“Nixon should have worn a top hat.”
“Rick perry has a scary face.“
“Why do props sing in French?”
“I do not like being so giggle.“

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