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10:12pm August 1, 2013
3point1four: sebastianmorris: thepotentiallyreverend: anglo-catholic: yerolpalrob: 100% True, at least as regards Episcopals.  AltEpiscopal Joke (from a friend on FB): “Change the lightbulb? My grandfather donated that lightbulb!“ Time for Church. Anglo-Catholics: Change!!! This Episcopalian to know why there wasn’t a light-bulb changing committee! Also, one to add: Orthodox: “Change? What is this?” Anglo-Catholics: Eight. Celebrant, deacon, sub-deacon, MC, two acolytes, thurifer, and crucifer, extras are nice to carry banners and such. And then only on a feria day and with proper vestments - black for removing the old and violet for installing the new bulb (one is after all praying that the new bulb will work); lace is optional according to the season, however a procession with station at the light fixture is not. Each participant may mix their own G & T to taste afterwards.   This my new favourite Anglo-Catholic joke. Quakers: The number varies, but everyone has to reach consensus first.

3point1four:

sebastianmorris:

thepotentiallyreverend:

anglo-catholic:

yerolpalrob:

100% True, at least as regards Episcopals. 

AltEpiscopal Joke (from a friend on FB): “Change the lightbulb? My grandfather donated that lightbulb!“

Time for Church.

Anglo-Catholics: Change!!!

This Episcopalian to know why there wasn’t a light-bulb changing committee!

Also, one to add:

Orthodox: “Change? What is this?”

Anglo-Catholics: Eight. Celebrant, deacon, sub-deacon, MC, two acolytes, thurifer, and crucifer, extras are nice to carry banners and such. And then only on a feria day and with proper vestments - black for removing the old and violet for installing the new bulb (one is after all praying that the new bulb will work); lace is optional according to the season, however a procession with station at the light fixture is not. Each participant may mix their own G & T to taste afterwards.  

This my new favourite Anglo-Catholic joke.

Quakers: The number varies, but everyone has to reach consensus first.

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