6:49pm August 3, 2013

So today I woke up with unexplained bruises and pain, walked out the door and my roommate told me she had the exact same thing. I figure there are two explanations.

itwaslupus:

Either that’s just the kind of weirdness that happens when two Chronically Awesome people live together 

OR

Someone broke into our house in the middle of the night and beat us both with a bag full of doorknobs without waking us up.

I honestly don’t know which is the more likely answer.  Really.

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