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7:10pm September 16, 2013

➸ "You don't need this junk. You need a cat.": Murphys law

feliscorvus:

youneedacat:

thegreenanole:

youneedacat:

On the toilet with horrible stomach cramps and you can guess what else.

In a bathroom with the only strobe light that isn’t covered.

Because if I was not in the bathroom I would be puking. Which is still very possible due to intestinal and stomach cramps from the pure depths of Hades.

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Sending hugs and love. Please call 911 if you need! Have you nearby friends who can come over? Worried. Please go to hospital if you need or at least have a friend come see you.

I’ve got a staff person who just got here 15 minutes ago. Things are under control for now. My drainage bag just filled with a huge amount of air almost instantly so that’s the probable reason for pain.

Yikes. Glad the air came out wtf that sounded horrendous before. :/ That magnitude of pain is just unreal.

Yeah and like… I have a condition notorious for stomach cramping. And this was worse than anything. I’m still feeling really lousy, but not as bad as before. Sorry to anyone I scared, especially you since that had to be filtering over to you. I was just scared shitless (no pun intended) myself.

I’m kind of tired and weak now. And I wonder if I have a virus. Like my guts seem to be moving so much that when we had a syringe with water going into my j tube, you barely touched it and it just sucked the whole thing in. Like my guts are a vacuum cleaner. Or at least in ridiculous peristalsis.

Usually I have low motility all the way through so this is high order weird.