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11:56pm September 16, 2013

➸ "You don't need this junk. You need a cat.": Murphys law

feliscorvus:

youneedacat:

feliscorvus:

youneedacat:

thegreenanole:

youneedacat:

On the toilet with horrible stomach cramps and you can guess what else.

In a bathroom with the only strobe light that isn’t covered.

Because if I was not in the bathroom I would be puking. Which is still very possible due to intestinal and stomach cramps from the pure depths of Hades.

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Sending hugs and love. Please call 911 if you need! Have you nearby friends who can come over? Worried. Please go to hospital if you need or at least have a friend come see you.

I’ve got a staff person who just got here 15 minutes ago. Things are under control for now. My drainage bag just filled with a huge amount of air almost instantly so that’s the probable reason for pain.

Yikes. Glad the air came out wtf that sounded horrendous before. :/ That magnitude of pain is just unreal.

Yeah and like… I have a condition notorious for stomach cramping. And this was worse than anything. I’m still feeling really lousy, but not as bad as before. Sorry to anyone I scared, especially you since that had to be filtering over to you. I was just scared shitless (no pun intended) myself.

I’m kind of tired and weak now. And I wonder if I have a virus. Like my guts seem to be moving so much that when we had a syringe with water going into my j tube, you barely touched it and it just sucked the whole thing in. Like my guts are a vacuum cleaner. Or at least in ridiculous peristalsis.

Usually I have low motility all the way through so this is high order weird.

I’d rather know when horrible crap (heh) is going on than not know. But yeah that seemed like a big blaring brick wall of pain. I have no idea what could be causing the “high throughput” but if it continues hopefully you can go in and get IV fluids or something. This sounds like exactly the kind of “increased motility” you DON’T need. :/

Yeah my friend is worried it may be dumping syndrome which can happen with feeding tubes. But it would be weird to happen all of a sudden after months of relatively good bowels.

GROSSNESS AHEAD ONLY READ IF INTERESTED IN WEIRD AND GROWS DIGESTIVE MINUTAE (which maybe means only read if you’re Anne, or possibly my mother), don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So right now I have my g tube attached to my drainage bag. So all stomach gas moves through the tube, the point of least resistance.

But there’s so damn much pressure in there. That some of the air doesn’t just go through the tube into the bag. It breaks through a valve in the tube and goes out that way. Making a high pitched squealing sound. Either that or I’m having stoma-farts, I can’t tell which.

And I actually an hour ago experienced my rectum. Getting stuck. Open. In the most painful way possible.

Which is simultaneously horrible, disgusting, and hilarious. At least if you have my messed up toilet humor. Like as soon as it stopped being horrifically painful I started laughing.