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8:58am September 28, 2013

The First And True Language Of America (via notalwaysright.com)

  • GROCERY STORE | SANTA FE, NM, USA |
  • (I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)
  • Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”
  • Woman: “Excuse me?”
  • Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”
  • Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”
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