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9:45am October 12, 2013
knopperbrister asked: Hello! I have never been one to listen to the radio much, but my neigbours kept telling me that I had to listen to Cecil, so I gave it a try. However, I discovered that processing audio without visible clues is very hard for me, and I haven't been able to enjoy the broadcast properly. I was wondering if maybe you could point me in the direction of written transcripts?

welcometodisabledvale:

Here are the transcripts and collections we know of, so take your pick.
If those don’t help, you can always ask the Sherrif’s Secret Police if you’re allowed to look into their footage of Cecil recording the show. You’re probably not allowed to view it, and your loves ones will probably never hear of you again, so please use it as something to fall back on when the transcripts don’t help. Don’t start out with it.