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3:03pm December 14, 2013

memewhore:

invisabee:

i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS 

i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told

It’s pretty self-explanatory

Don’t pee right after either. So my brother says. Although I think with him it was habaneros.

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