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7:14am December 30, 2013

"You look like Howard Stern!"

My friend, when she saw my hair was long.

My hair looks nothing like Howard Stern’s other than length, but then I know she’s faceblind like me, so she probably makes extreme generalizations about hair in order to recognize people.  (Apparently she doesn’t recognize relative curliness though?  His hair is much curlier than mine is at this length.  My hair was much curlier when it was shorter… apparently it responds to gravity or something.)

ETA:  Apparently she hasn’t seen him in awhile either.  His hair is shorter now.