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9:27am December 30, 2013

nekobakaz:

dealanexmachina:

kerrimaryberry:

bethanythemartian:

deesarrachi:

seagreeneyes:

granspooky:

chickenspookspecial:

no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu

#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods

#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home

I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.

Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realized

#hp #oh god yes #please #muggleborns crossing house boundaries because shared heritage means more than sorting #muggleborns accidentally making pop culture references and being incredibly relieved when one other person understands#muggleborns with muggle siblings getting summaries of that week’s doctor who and sharing it with their friends #muggleborns who roll their eyes when purebloods bitch about having to go to class #because they’ve had to do this since they were five years old okay just shut up #(muggleborns speculating about how many purebloods would survive muggle primary school #and agreeing that it’s probably not very many)#muggleborns swapping stories of how their parents reacted #of the weird things they did as kids #older students checking in on younger ones to make sure that things are okay at home #and creating safety nets if they can #muggleborns whose parents send them hersheys and cadbury and dove chocolate #and pokemon cards#muggleborns playing D&D in abandoned classrooms #who bring in mechanical typewriters and try to enchant their walkmen to play the newest spice girls cds
Muggleborns creating a room in hogwarts that’s essentially a magical faraday cage so their tech actually works and they can at least watch Avengers and use a goddamn laptop even if there’s no bloody internet.
(seriously writing everything by hand? I was the one of the first kids in my elementary school to be like FUCK THAT SHIT and start turning in all my papers as computer print offs and using the internet as a research resource, I would find a way and I’m not the only one)

Also they teach the house elves how to make pizza. Because pizza

#lbr we know jkr wrote these books to be in the 90s but FUCK IF IN THE 2000s+ MUGGLEBORS AREN’T COMING UP WITH MAGIC HACKS TO GET THEIR LAPTOPS TO WORK#there’s a new doctor who and elementary to watch#fuck if you think i’m going to wait five months to catch up when i go home#muggleborns asking rosemerta to PRETTY PLEASE get the three broomsticks wifi#yeah all this non tech shit might have been fine in the 90s#but the wizarding world has got to accept times are changing#and some of their students are gonna want to listen to ipods/mp3 players during breaks#also texting their friends back home

as a disabled person who really needs technology like note-takers, speech to text, text to speech, and mind-mapping software, I concur. 

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