9:08am January 14, 2014

In the shower

DD: (eyes closed, it's the only way to keep the shampoo under control)
DD...
DD: ...super Sherlock analysis going on right now on Tumblr, so much great stuff...
DD ...somebody needs to put together a print anthology of the best criticism...
DD: ...or have a convention in London and get together and read papers...
DD: ...
DD: ...
DD: ..."Death, Reunion and (Eventual) Immortality: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson Viewed In The Context of Beren One-Hand and Lúthien Tinúviel"... (chuckles)
Arthur Conan Doyle and J. R. R. Tolkien: YOU CUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!
DD: ...Uh. Sorry.
Arthur Conan Doyle and J. R. R. Tolkien: (eyes meet)
Arthur Conan Doyle and J. R. R. Tolkien: ...
DD: Uhh...
Arthur Conan Doyle and J. R. R. Tolkien: (long, thoughtful look)
Arthur Conan Doyle: ...Dinner?
J. R. R. Tolkien: Starving.
DD: Now STOP that!
The Lone Power: I'll get a candle for the table. It'll be more romantic.
DD: OUT.
The Lone Power: (vanishes hurriedly)
DD: (opens eyes to find only one author in the shower) (thank GOD)
DD: (reaches for conditioner, shakes head) Jeez, what IS my life.
Samwise Gamgee: But remember in Rivendell how everybody hushed when they started to sing the song of Sherlock Darkcoat and the Silmaril in the Matchbox...
DD: ...Why do I even bother. Get on with it...