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3:21am May 1, 2014

(TMI, seriously)

lichgem:

And the farting. :-P No seriously I wrote that post hoping you’d find it.

HAHAHA that was for me? :’D I did take note.

Does flapping the covers help at all or make it worse?

HEEEEE yes it was for you!  I wanted to make you laugh.  Although I do frequently gripe about farting in bed, to random people who happen to be around at the time.  It also serves as a warning not to get too close.  :-P

I’ll try flapping the covers next time.  It might just make it blow straight into my face, though.  But it can’t be much worse than it already is.  I hope.

My worst recent fart experience was the first time in my life that I have ever farted while someone was washing my butt.  I was mortified, so I apologized a few minutes later, only to find out that she’d been blaming the cat all along and I should’ve just shut up.  Luckily like most LNAs she had a good medical sense of humor, so we just laughed about it, but it was pretty embarrassing.