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6:26pm May 14, 2014
Anonymous asked: Why do you have a beard and mustache? And how do you have GP if you are so overweight?

Your questions most likely aren’t sincere.  The answers are out there, and you can find them if you look hard enough, but I have no desire to make it easy for you.

Notes:
  1. katisconfused said: I almost want to laugh at how bad this is. What do they think that you somehow shove cheeseburgers down the feeding tube or something?
  2. fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton said: Ugh, the gross anon appears
  3. theubermenschthatmakesyoucry said: Win! I loved that response!
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