as small as a world and as large as alone

2:40pm May 20, 2014

dduane:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

itsvondell:

I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.

Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.

He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped

Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.

…Thinking of Kasha and Lilith, whom we taught to fetch (not hard, fetching and carrying things in your mouth is a survival characteristic/skill for cats) and then noticed that over any one-month period, all the pens in the house slowly disappeared. Eventually we discovered that the cats were picking them up and carrying them around in their mouths like little dog bones, and when they got bored with this, were pushing them under the sofa one by one. Hence, the once-monthly under-the-sofa pen-recovery exercise…

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