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1:38pm May 23, 2014

lichgem:

I wonder if the neighbors hear me laughing all day

Just twenty minutes of silence interrupted by bursts of cackling, giggling, and/or guffawing

Everything makes me laugh

Me too!

Speaking of things that make you laugh, I accidentally farted in someone’s face today.  It was humiliating but she just laughed and said it happens all the time.  It’s only the second time I’ve ever done that to someone and I felt terrible because it was a really smelly one.  I’d actually been trying to hold it in, but she was washing my butt and that made it hard to control the muscles involved.

And then she (a trainee LNA), and the regular LNA, and I, all started telling embarrassing fart stories.  Apparently farting crops up a lot in their line of work because they’re dealing with bowel programs and washing butts and things like that.