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3:29am June 3, 2014

squidsqueen:

somethingpretentioussounding:

Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects

“Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest.”

And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like, 

“The cream or the lilac?”

“The lilac, dearie.”

*sigh*

This is actually a plot point in my favorite book! A woman with powerful magic is running a hotel that’s haunted by a ghost. Because of who she is, some old gods come to stay at her hotel during a trip, and the God Of Death’s wife keeps having the resident ghost fetch her knitting for her or pick up things she’s dropped and can’t bend over for.

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