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6:09pm
June 6, 2014
I had a dream that I was working for a lady- I was some type of babysitter + maid- and she had a teeny tiny elephant the size of a small dog or a large house cat, and in my dream she called it her ‘pachyderm.’ And then I borrowed it from her, but once I was out of the house I realized there was no way I could reasonably return it to her without getting in trouble, so I’d have to keep it. And then I felt really sad. Meanwhile the tiny elephant was really cute and squishy and kept wriggling around and snuffling in my arms, and I thought, “I don’t know anything about taking care of a tiny elephant. Maybe I should sell it on Craigslist.”
HEEEEEEE elephant
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