as small as a world and as large as alone

6:20pm June 26, 2014

lichgem:

youneedacat:

floozys:

“stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

HEEEEEEEEEEE OMG seriously!?

Farts.

Emasculating farts.

I totally want to go emasculate some people through the power of my super-farts.

Seriously this could be a new super-power.

Blow away the competition, my friend.

Wow by these standards cats have got to be the masters of emasculation.  When Fey farts, it clears rooms.  (And you don’t want to know about when she takes a dump.  She does it every morning like clockwork right after the staff person gets here, so it usually happens right while we’re by the bathroom door and getting my feeding tube arranged, and… wow.  She has truly nuclear poop.)

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