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12:10am July 1, 2014
BUTTTTTTT PILLLLLLLLLLLL. (a.k.a. Phenadoz, phenergan suppository, for nausea.  Stuck up my ass 4 times a day every day, day and night, no matter what, because it’s the foundation of my rather complex nausea regime.  Which also includes Marinol, Reglan, Zofran, Benadryl, and Lorazepam.  Phenergan, Marinol, and Reglan are by far the most important.) Anyway I call it a butt pill because it’s a pill, and you stick it up your butt.  And because for some reason I can never remember the word ‘suppository’ when I need to.  It’s interesting watching which caregivers are too uptight to say 'butt pill’ and sort of mutter and find other words for it like 'umm… er… medication?’. But it’s a butt pill.  You stick it up your ass.  With a glove.  Four times a day.  Can’t get around that.

BUTTTTTTT PILLLLLLLLLLLL.

(a.k.a. Phenadoz, phenergan suppository, for nausea.  Stuck up my ass 4 times a day every day, day and night, no matter what, because it’s the foundation of my rather complex nausea regime.  Which also includes Marinol, Reglan, Zofran, Benadryl, and Lorazepam.  Phenergan, Marinol, and Reglan are by far the most important.)

Anyway I call it a butt pill because it’s a pill, and you stick it up your butt.  And because for some reason I can never remember the word ‘suppository’ when I need to.  It’s interesting watching which caregivers are too uptight to say 'butt pill’ and sort of mutter and find other words for it like 'umm… er… medication?’.

But it’s a butt pill.  You stick it up your ass.  With a glove.  Four times a day.  Can’t get around that.

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  1. soilrockslove said: Buuutt Pill! *Hehehehehe*
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