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12:28pm July 1, 2014

clatterbane:

tastefullyoffensive:

Airplane Sleeping Positions [x]

I had one extremely drunk college kid doing “The Neighbor” in my lap for most of a transatlantic flight. He barely even stirred when I eventually started shoving him back up into his own seat and put…and he soon flopped right back over the armrest every time so I gave up. (Yes, the armrest was up.) It was to the point that I started off concerned that maybe he had alcohol poisoning, as unresponsive as he was—then just stopped caring that much after a while.

The plane was half empty, but a flight attendant who’d obviously had a bad day snapped at me when I asked to be moved. With this dude snoring in my lap at the time. :-|

Yuck.

They didn’t show my position.

Which was to have my feet facing forwards, but my side leaning sideways so I was lying across my row of seats (nobody in them).

That kind of scared people, I think it was a hypermobility thing.

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