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4:19pm July 4, 2014

Sometimes taking a crap makes you feel better.

Sometimes it just makes you feel gross.

I feel a bit of both.  The abdominal cramping is gone, but my anus feels horrible.  And then I had to stick a butt pill up the horrible-feeling anus, which means it now stings and hurts and I’m having to expend more energy than usual holding the butt pill inside until it melts.   Which also hurts.

Sometimes things just suck.  And they’re not even big things that suck.  They’re just sucky things that suck.  I don’t even know why that bowel movement hurt so damn much, it’s not like it was large or hard or anything.  Maybe acidic?  Maybe I’m thinking too hard about shit.  As in, literal shit.

Notes:
  1. bibblebabbles said: for what its worth this post made me giggle even though I’m having a pretty shitty day too (pun unintended)
  2. fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton said: Bleh, I’m sorry. I hope you feel better soon.
  3. withasmoothroundstone posted this