10:11am July 17, 2014

Cards Against YW

iridescentoracle:

Black cards:

• Fairest and Fallen, Greetings and __________
• ________ was Carmela’s latest purchase from the intergalactic shopping channel
• What’s the meaning of life?
• Alien uses of chocolate include _____
• In ________’s name and for __________’s sake
• I saved the Crossings and all I got was this ______________
• ___________ was the real reason Roshaun vanished.
• Biggest contributing factor to heat death of universe: ______
• Before the LP invented entropy, he came up with ____
• crying over ____
• A Power disguised as a __________
• Ennobling ___________
• Helena’s new explanation for Kit’s powers is ___________
• _________________? There’s a Manual function for that.
• What’s in my otherspace pocket?
• Is that a(n) ________ in your otherspace pocket or are you just happy to see me?

White cards:

• Illegal chocolate
• A cranky Celto-Goth hottie
• A Learjet parked on the school lawn
• Star Wars bedspreads
• keeping the sentient tree away from the salad bar
• Grenfelzing
• Baseball caps as decorations
• a universe of squirrels
• metaphysical puns
• Worldgate in your closet
• sharing dog biscuits with insectoid aliens
• The One making bad puns
• prophetic haiku!
• With!
• crying over sharks
• crying over white holes
• crying over macaws
• crying over everything
• prophetic koi
• transcendent bacon
• the Transcendent Pig!
• Les Miserables but with whales
• Tomatoes
• baby helicopters
• chocolate lollipops
•  the CBS Building!
• dog biscuits!
• A soggy beer mat
• sentient sandcastle-building crabs taking over the world
• talking to three copies of Darryl at once
• cats playing with string theory
• emfozzing
• 1983 Lotus Esprit

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