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12:10am July 24, 2014

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If “land whale” didn’t have the horrible connotations it would actually be pretty cool.

Hell yeah I’m a land whale!  I am a vast, mysterious creature of the deep, and I have finally transcended the limits of my ocean home.  I am bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex; I am the largest animal ever to exist on this planet.  My brain is the size of a one-year-old child; your entire body could fit inside my heart.  I live for a hundred years and sing a song that carries for a thousand miles. And now the whole of the Earth, land and sea, is mine.

Because I am a land whale.

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(Art by Roland Tomayo)

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    pssh thats a star whale
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