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7:58pm August 8, 2014
wtfevolution: “I miss dinosaurs.” “Evolution, we’ve talked about this.” “But I miss them.” "You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.” "It’s not the same.” “I know. I’m sorry.” “Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?” “Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before.” “Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?” “Yeah, that sounds better.” “And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?” “I don’t see why not.” “And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?” "Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better.” “I think it would. Thanks for understanding.” “You got it, evolution. Anytime.” Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

“I miss dinosaurs.”

“Evolution, we’ve talked about this.”

“But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same.”

“I know. I’m sorry.”

“Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?”

“Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before.”

“Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?”

“Yeah, that sounds better.”

“And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?”

“I don’t see why not.”

“And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better.”

“I think it would. Thanks for understanding.”

“You got it, evolution. Anytime.”

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

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