4:39pm August 13, 2014

new rules

madeofpatterns:

Anyone who thinks attention-seeking behavior is wrong is no longer allowed to do any of the following:

• make phone calls
• make eye contact
• send email
• use twitter
• raise their hand in class
• give a lecture

Anyone who thinks artificial life support is wrong is no longer allowed to do any of the following:

• Use a refrigerator 
• Use a heater or air conditioning
• Live in a house
• Eat food that someone grew on purpose
• Cook their food
• Use antibiotics
• Wear a jacket in cold weather

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