11:27am August 19, 2014

Let’s play a game!

lichgem:

socialjusticefeline:

2ndversesameasthe1st:

dardrian:

erinkyan:

ironedorchid:

madamehardy:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

Water is actually an improvement. One swallow before that it would have been Greek grappa.

It’s a good thing I just finished the coffee, but still have some water in my glass.

half water half vinegar oh nooooooo

Honey. Uh, NO.

Plain yogurt… Which isn’t the worst, I guess?

Water. It works over other…things… that have been used.

HOT SAUCE D: D: D: D:

Osmolite.  Ewwwwwwwww.  (It’s basically this liquid food that you put into a feeding tube, it strongly resembles in both taste and appearance the crud we made for the baby birds in the wildlife sanctuary I worked at.)

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