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11:29am August 22, 2014
Thank you #3:  Drainage bags My brother Shane sent me one drainage bags, and my online friend A. sent me two.  I now feel rich.  I have never had more than two working drainage bags at a time, normally more like one and a half.  Now I have four.  Most of them are going to sit around waiting for the first one to break down.  But now I don’t have to worry about whether I have the money to replace it, or whether I have to jury-rig it in ways that no hospital would ever allow. This is like… the most massive thank-you, I still think this qualifies people for sainthood almost.  I can’t believe people would buy me drainage bags, and I just… I can’t believe it, it’s amazing.  Thank you so much. I’m not trying to say that people who can’t buy me drainage bags are any less or anything.  I just never thought anyone would actually go and buy drainage bags, when I put them on my list.  It was one of those “this would be nice if they actually did it, but nobody will” things. THANK YOU.  These things literally save my life every night by pulling bile out of my stomach and therefore out of the way of my lungs.  They may be disgusting, but they’re absolutely vital to my continuing existence.

Thank you #3:  Drainage bags

My brother Shane sent me one drainage bags, and my online friend A. sent me two.  I now feel rich.  I have never had more than two working drainage bags at a time, normally more like one and a half.  Now I have four.  Most of them are going to sit around waiting for the first one to break down.  But now I don’t have to worry about whether I have the money to replace it, or whether I have to jury-rig it in ways that no hospital would ever allow.

This is like… the most massive thank-you, I still think this qualifies people for sainthood almost.  I can’t believe people would buy me drainage bags, and I just… I can’t believe it, it’s amazing.  Thank you so much.

I’m not trying to say that people who can’t buy me drainage bags are any less or anything.  I just never thought anyone would actually go and buy drainage bags, when I put them on my list.  It was one of those “this would be nice if they actually did it, but nobody will” things.

THANK YOU.  These things literally save my life every night by pulling bile out of my stomach and therefore out of the way of my lungs.  They may be disgusting, but they’re absolutely vital to my continuing existence.

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  1. natalunasans said: how do people know exactly what you need, is it in an amazon wishlist or something?
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