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1:08am August 23, 2014
  • Bee: boob is good I apriciate boob
  • Kat: yes i like boob
  • Kat: boob is fun
  • Bee: yay boob
  • Kat: ha ha boob
  • Bee: peen is. Peen is mostly in way
  • Bee: I wanna wear pants and be comfortable damn it
  • Kat: no boobs are like that too like
  • Kat: if i put laptop on stomach
  • Kat: boob tries to type
  • Bee: put laptop on lap, heats up peen XD
  • Kat: before apple updated the OS boob could actually drive the trackpad
  • Bee: no comfy
  • Bee: lol
  • Kat: it can still click things sometimes
  • Bee: boob wants to drive
  • Kat: yes boob is driving this computer
  • Kat: honk honk here comes boob
  • Mel: Before I got my breast reduction, my boobs were so big that they hung out the bottom of my shirts. This also meant that they could drive my motorized wheelchair inadvertently. The worst instance of this involved driving my feet straight through the plate glass on someone's oven door because my boobs were driving my wheelchair. My friend and I call it "tit driving" and it's both funny and horrible depending on what happens. My boobs are far too small to drive a wheelchair now even if I was still in one, and I'm glad about that. I actually cited "tit driving" as one of the reasons I wanted a breast reduction, although that was mostly a joke -- I had serious medical reasons including skin tearing, skin infections, neck pain, back pain, etc.
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