10:49pm
August 24, 2014
Let me tell you people I have been underweight enough that doctors put me on a fatten up diet butts are important have you ever tried to sit without a butt? You are sitting directly on your buttbones it hurts like hell.Butts are very important.
My dad is fat and still has no butt.
And I am fat and have less butt than I ought, thanks to my dad’s genes.
When I was underweight, lacking a butt was a very, very, very serious problem.
And even now I have to sit on a special cushion to avoid pressure sores on my tailbone, because not enough butt in the right places. Despite fatness. WTF.
My dad calls himself “ole buttless”.
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askaridiculousfanpony said: Do you not have a bootylicious donk, Kat?
suitsher said: i have been loosing weight and i can feel it in my butt. like i need a chair with cushion or it hurtssss. butts are SO important
asktycowonderbolt said: We need a butt appreciation day or something. Butts are so important and wonderful. I think sittin muscles wind up as the butt of many jokes because people take their derriere for granted too often.
railehatesfun said: I know this pain. My doctor threatened to contact the college and have me…. withdrawn or something if I didn’t gain weight.
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