2:55pm September 18, 2014

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Note: This post originally just had the title, I’m adding onto it by writing this.  Also CW for graphic and gross bodily fluids references, don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

Actually seriously?  I call my bile “pond scum” sometimes because that’s exactly what it looks like sometimes when it drains out of the feeding tube.  Green with green things floating in it.  People don’t like when I call it pond scum though it grosses them out.  But it looks, sometimes, exactly like pond scum.  And sometimes there’s these slimy green things that come out and I have no idea what they are.  Also when they switch out my tube, it looks mossy, it’s got so much dark fuzzy green stuff attached to it.

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